PREMESSA: questo poema contiene una cura micidiale per i rodimenti di ano gia' provata da diverse persone con STREPITOSO successo ma che richiede tantissimo coraggio nel sopportare un dolore atroce che pero' alla fine paga alla grande...
 

Sotto il poemetto,  alcune delle storie vere, semivere e satiriche per sdrammatizzare il dolore riportato in inglese, che come il dolore, e' universale e mi sono sbellicata dalle risate nel leggere le storie vere di questi terribili rodimenti di sedere e qui ne riporto solo alcune ed il resto ve le potete leggere da soli e sbellicarvi anche voi usando la soluzione piu' semplice ed a portata di tutti per i vostri possibili pruriti/rodimenti e non sottovalutate la potenza di quel poema che contiene una delle cure piu' efficaci in assoluto che poschissimi hanno il coraggio di usare perche'
tremendamente dolorosa ma che alla fine paga bene ed il cacao od olio di cocco, sono strapotentissimi per l'epidermide infiammata che aiutano a rigenerare in fretta ed a creare una patina protettiva da ulteriori infiammazioni...

Poemetto scemetto esoterrico educattivo di cui molti rodimentosi potranno beneficiare per vivere una vita con meno rodimenti/pruriti alla faccina
inferiore...

Il buco  del drago

Se ti rode quel buchino
non grattarti col ditino
infilato nel culino

Te lo sgraffi solamente
se ti sanguina sovente
l'infezione e' imminente

Hai mangiato cose strane?
Ti sei preso cerbottane,
o carte igieniche profane?

Tanti sono i rodimenti
che ti fan serrare i denti
tra i dolori dei pazienti

Tutti quanti i ritrovati
sono stati gia' provati
senza essere curati

Ora arriva la salvezza
e col fuoco la purezza
di una nuova e fresca brezza

Ma se usi l'accendino
sulla bocca del draghino
parti come un missilino

Qui e' nascosto il tuo segreto
per avere un giorno lieto
di un nuovo e sano peto

Suppostina di cotone
inzuppata di bevone
terminando col burrone

Suppostina=batuffolo
bevone=alchool
burrone=burro di cacao/olio di cocco

Note varie su esperienze vere/semivere relative a questa pratica del buco del drago dato alle fiamme dello spirito, non santo ma di altra natura...

http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/itchyitchy.html

I had this terrible ass itch that would come and go like a fart in the wind....i would scratch mostly at night and sometimes woudl scractch my skin raw, to the point of bleeding and then the skin would stay moist andhave this weird odor....this went on and off for two years....i finally manned up at put some alcohol on a cotton ball and bit down on my teeth and put that ball on my anus and YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.....my ass turned into a rocket....i fell to the ground screaming and yelping...my ass was on FIRE! i held that ball in there until the burning stopped...i had to wipe tears frommy eyes......i continued this for 1 week....and now...guess what....no more ass itch!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you so much my fellow ass scratchers...for this one is no ass scratcher any more....DO THE ALCHOHOL and COTTON BALL>....IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just be ready to fly to the moon when you do it!

omg the alcohol trick works like a charm! just after reading this, i went and tried it. i've never fet a pain like that before in my life ! but it worked, and i am relieved. thank you !

Alcohol "works"!!! It comes back, though. Bite the bullet real early, as soon as you start to get that nasty shitsweat lubrication. Put it off, you will pay. It hurts the first time, you get better quick, it hurts less the next time.

All things have been tried for this itchy spinkter and besides a long sharp fingernail the best result to satisfy the itchin has to be the alcohol swab up the ahole trick just stuff it up a little and go to sleep the initial pain is kinda like sticking a hot shishkabob skewer up your butt, but the result is worth the pain no more itching and I have a free hand for the rest of the night to focus on other things.

Good LORD! I just tried the alchohol trick and it made me drop to my knees and shed a tear. The burning was intense. Now I just feel burning, but the itch is gone! YEAH!

Just tried the alcohal. I layed on the bed for about 10 minutes yelling into a pillow. The worst part is, that it hurts so freakin bad that you want to tense up every muscle in your body, but when you tense up your ass cheeks.............It squeezes MORE alcohal from the cotton.............Which brings more pain. I'm still recovering from the burn, but the itching is gone!!!
Should this fix me for good, or will I need to keep burning off my asshole?

As I type this, I have my left hand plucking my ass crack like a butt harp. The skin is flaking and dropping on the floor forming a "soft mat" on which to walk.
I'm 38 now- male and married. I have had I.A.S. (Itchy Ass Syndrome) since I was a kid in varying levels of scratchdom. It's no joke as one writer put it- "You don't know what kind of scratching we're taking about." If I didn't scratch it, I'd go into convulsions.
Sometimes, ther eis no itch until I am "horozontal" in bed then the tingling begins on my ass crack and balls. I have "sleep scratched" my ass and balls to the point I have a pile of "ass crumbs" on my bed sheets. I have to wipe them on the floor in the moring then go get the vacuum cleaner.
I tried hydro-quack cream to no avail. I self diagnosed as a "fungus" and tried Lotramin AF and all it did was burn like hell and peel all the skin off my nuts after 24 hours like old shrimp shells. It was fun to peel my balls though.... Nice new pink balls to scratch.
I also wash WELL - scrubbing and using different soaps, drying my ass crack and wearing boxers too.
I noticed some people SAY tried the rubbing alcohol, but I didn't see ALL their replies or whether it worked. Maybe they're still screaming ???
As a matter of science, I will try it and get back to you all. Today is 4/29, 2008. If you hear a scream , it is me.
Also, for me, the "sweaty ass" aspect of the ass scratching I have is the new "soft ass" skin growing in over what was just scratched off. This new skin is soft and scrapes off on fingernails and into rolled dingleberries.
My wife said my ass crack (near the bung and top) looks scarred and horrible and she's not worried about my being violated if I had to go to prison. None of the guys would want me to be their "Melissa" after seeing my crack.
WHEW !!!
Not pretty, but that is it.
Happy scratching until next time.
Butty
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Try a wire brush. It'll get rid of the itch and pop that hemmy at the same time. Of course, you'll probably end up in the emergency room with eternal bloody ass, but what the hell!

I gets an itchy bum when a stormheads about to get up on the horizon. Also, I gets a tingling itch there when there is a big delta breeze. I usually tell my friends there's a big storm coming in, but I don't let on how I know! Also, one time me bum started itching right before an eartquake.

just letting you know my ass has been ichy for few days just got worst tonight,washn didnt work tried vinegar still iched alittle so bugger i tried the hard stuff tripple stilled volka well ass felt good after tht any more b shit it gets another drink...trustme

I once suffered from that horrible buthole erosion they call "Itchy Anus" it was about 2 years ago and i would always feel wetness and irritating reactions to my butterhole and guich area then it started to itchy with extreme measures as the time grew on untill one day i couldnt take the dumper pains and i poured a hot can of cambell soup down my meatscoop and the dumper was cured of all the pain. I prefer cambells but american choice would be fine to...

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